Sunday 8 July 2012

Keffir Lime Shrimp


Why do I start things and don’t finish them? This goes for a lot of things. I started a painting of my dog roughly a year ago, so far on the canvas there is just charcoal outline of my fur baby. Sometimes I start cleaning and I just get distracted or annoyed so I half clean (it drives my boyfriend crazy; I think he might have clinical OCD with cleaning). This occasional half ass’ed-ness also goes right into the kitchen, into the vegetable crisper to be precise. I don’t know what it is, when I go to the grocery store (my favorite being T&T) I look at all the fruits and vegetables and they remind me of the precious jewels at Tiffany boutiques, delicately encased in protective cellophane and lit up in all their magnificent colourful glory. It just looks so damn tantalizing, it doesn’t matter what it is called or what weird plant it may have come from, I will try to eat it to the best of my abilities. My affinity for vegetables came, no doubt, from my parents and my heritage.

 I am a Bengali; my family is from west Bengal in India. We are primarily pescatarian and vegetarian. Meat was an afterthought as we mostly ate a crazy amount of various fish and vegetables and I just assumed this is how everyone eats. Well, then we moved to Canada where I soon realized people LOVE their meat here. It felt to me that if it had aerobic respiration and lived on land North Americans would eat it! Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy the occasional steak cooked mid rare (incidentally, I have only truly ever been satisfied with the steak at Auberge Du Pommier. All other steak places just don’t taste that great.) But what my body craves are my mother’s magical lightly spiced vegetable medleys and her fish curries.
When I started writing this blog I was just on ramble about how I don’t finish things and how currently there are vegetables in my fridge yearning to be eaten.

Currently I have water spinach, half a pound of Brussels sprouts, a head of cauliflower tons of potatoes and one lonely daikon. I could probably make my mom’s “chorchori” which is a Bengali vegetable medley mildly spiced and flavored with cracked mustard seeds. It’s my comfort food, my equivalent of a meat loaf or shepherd’s pie.  However I decided to go with something I know the Russian would love equally as much.
He’s a huge fan of Asian foods specially curries with Kefir lime flavours. so I set off on a journey to make some kind of a curry with kefir leaves.
500 grams shrimp
1 red onion brunoised
One lemon grass stick smashed
4 kefir lime leaves
Pint of brussels sprouts halved
2 garlic cloves
½ tbs of shrimp paste
¼ cup water 
¼ greek yogurt
1 star anise
1 inch ginger
4 cardamoms
Salt and pepper to your likings
Brunoise the onion, which basically means super small square cuts of onions. Almost like it’s been pulverized but not quite. Do the same with the garlic.

Wash and halve the sprouts, take off any wilty or weird looking outer leaves

Peel and devein the shrimp if they are not already done. In case you didn’t know the vein in the shrimp isn’t used for circulating vital body fluids, rather it’s the garbage chute.

In a pan temper the spices in hot oil, be quick on this because if you let it temper too long it will burn and everything will taste like it had grated charcoal on it.

After a quick tempering, toss in the onion julienned ginger, garlic, kefir leaves and lemon grass and sauté it off so the raw flavour is no longer with us.

While most of the pan is still fairly dry toss in the sprouts and let them caramelize and make friends with the flavours, this helps reduce the odd flavour sometimes associated with these baby cabbages.

After 5-10 minutes of this add in the shrimp and ¼ cup of water so that the water can steam and cook the shrimp cover and let it steam itself done. Also, don’t forget to salt it to taste.

Off the heat add the yogurt and stir until you achieve a nice creamy texture. I added a bit too much water so my curry turned soupy. 

I served it with rice but if the sauce is thicker I assume itd be great with noodles.
That’s my rambling on lonely vegetables living in the bowls of my fridge waiting to be eaten. Eat your vegetables! 

Tuesday 17 April 2012

Garlic Press and Garlic Bread

I don’t own a garlic press; somehow I failed to take heed of my own advice. What I do own, however, are packs of pre-peeled, ready-to-go cloves of garlic. Maybe I just haven’t found the right garlic press. That probably says something deep and fundamental about me like, I have an unreasonably high expectation as far as garlic presses go, or simply that I just over looked this simple and oh so useful kitchen tool. I think though it’s more an outcome of the fact that in my adult life I have only been in need of a garlic press in the last four months. I am not a natural cook, not one of those lovely women you meet who whip up delicious, delicious gourmet meals while juggling a job, a cat, a boyfriend and whatever else. I started off as a baker, not an intense baker, but one who enjoyed making the occasional chocolate torte and cookies galore (none of which I ever ate, I don’t like sweets). I blame my random cooking and feeding frenzy on my extremely long term boyfriend. He has a terrifying aversion to sweets. It was upsetting for me that I’d spend a couple hours baking only to have the products fester in fridge. What was a girl to do! Cook it seems! So I started slow. REAL SLOW. I started with garlic toast.

It is one of those “recipes” that some people just intrinsically know and for other is a total revelation.

We start with,
• 1 loaf of good crusty bread, baguettes are quite good actually.
• 1 clove of garlic
• Extra virgin olive oil
• Pecorino or parmesan slivers

Slice up the bread about ¼ of an inch, not too thin but thick enough to not burn in the oven.
Meanwhile preheat the oven to 375 degree Fahrenheit. When the bread is read drizzle on some good extra virgin olive oil on it.

I know people always say this but I honestly had no idea what extra virgin olive was supposed to be, that is until I got to go to Terroni’s in Toronto and had fresh bread dipped in olive oil. It was good! Kind of peppery, smells like well marinated olives and it makes the sides of my tongue pucker up a bit in an enjoyable sort of way.

Anyway! Toast the bread until its golden brown and the kitchen smells like a bakery (I think doing this in a small kitchen is awesome! I loooove the way toasted bread smells. I would buy toasted bread air freshener – psst Fabreeze!). pull the bread out and while it’s hot rub the garlic clove hard on one side! The crumbs act as a natural grater. Don’t go crazy one or two good rubs is enough too much and you will have garlic breath that will terrify everyone around you. When the bread is all ready to go put some of the pecorino on the slices garlic side up and broil it quickly till the cheese gets melty. Pull it out and eat and revel at the most simple and delicious garlic bread. Mmmmm!

It was a while ago that I fed the boyfriend this, he liked it a lot! Maybe I will make some this weekend along with pork belly fat roasted potatoes and some kind of a meat